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| Thursday, August 28, 2008  Tuesday Morning Coffee - Town talks 105 renovations, oil is badbadbad! and how about a SoCon party at Tweetsie by BooneWeb Blogger (posted: 7/1/08) Glancing at some Tuesday morning headlines as we predict major renovations soon.
Teens stopped, detained at drunk driver checkpoint. Perfume. Yeah, that'll fool those cops.
Local officials push for N.C. 105 improvements. Among the ideas - 'The intersection with Poplar Hill Road would be blocked to eliminate left turns across traffic in the four-lane section' and 'much of the middle or fifth lane would be filled in as either a concrete or grass median, which would increase traffic flow by reducing the number of merging vehicles.'
Crack Whore. So now oil is synonymous with illegal, destructive street drug. (We're still waiting for those windmill powered cars)
McCrory: Offshore drilling a NIMBY issue? 'The Charlotte mayor said that anyone who drives daily and opposes drilling is "hypocritical."' (Now you don't expect logic from anti-oil forces, do you?)
Report: Offshore drilling won't help soon. Neither will building a bunch of windmills and solar panels. (But that doesn't mean you shouldn't start today)
N.C. drought status worse now than a year ago. 'Rainfall in late May and through this month has been below normal which means streams and groundwater conditions are not at the rates to keep reservoirs full. ' (Think rain)
Trips by Easley's wife cost N.C. $109,000. Easley's tenure looks to end on a big down note. (The love affair is finally over)
DMV to mail driver’s licenses. Think of it as Netflix but with three times the wait.
The saddest thing about Barack Obama's available military expertise... 'is that though he has Wes Clark in his corner, the only person he knows with the experience of getting a bomb on target is Bill Ayers.' (OUCH!)
How would you spend that SoCon money. Heck, have it at Tweetsie.
Just when you thought it was safe to return to the Dirty ‘Nooga. 'Time to add one more item to the to-do list - pack some heat. That, or some quality Kevlar. Judge's orders.'
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